Funny Love Quotes - Top 10 Funny Love Quotes

Top 10 Funny Love Quotes. A collection of humorous and funny love quotes. Funny love quotes from famous authors. Quote by Woody Allan: The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

1. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

2. Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

3. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

4. Albert Einstein
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed

5. Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

6. Benjamin Franklin
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

7. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

8. Anonymous
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

9. Helen Rowland
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

10. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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